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GENERAL NASTINESS:
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue............. But a Piece of Shit Smells Just Like You.
Just Hearing Your Name........... Makes me want to vomit, you disgusting pig!
Space - The Final Frontier..... That's because I can't get far enough away from you, you asshole.
An Eternal Mystery..... is just how many people think you are a complete and utter asshole.
Make The World a Better Place............ DROP DEAD!
Nothing Like A Good Meal......... So Eat Shit and Die.
Every Hour of Every Day....... I hope and pray you will die, you scumbag.
From the Depths of My Soul....... I hope and pray something horrible happens to you.
A Wish for All Eternity........ is that you roast in the scalding fires of Hell. Amen.
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... Why am I such a ugly fat asshole?
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... How did I end up as such a disgusting cocksucking asshole?
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... How did I end up as such a bitchy cocksucking asshole?
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your sister too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your brother too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your father too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father and your brother too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father and your sister too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father, mother, and your sister too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father, mother, and your brother too.
How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Count The Ways..... ZERO. But I hate you in a million ways you lousy bastard.
The Sky's the Limit............. and hoping you'll fall to your death from a great height,
PARTY INVITATIONS:
You're Invited! ........... To go to Hell for being such an obnoxious asshole.
HOLIDAY THEMED:
Hoping To See You This Holiday Season..... In a coffin you piece of shit.
Seasons Greetings............ May you be covered in Seasoning when you Roast in Hell you bastard.
Seasons Greetings........ To a Miserable BASTARD
Seasons Greetings........ To a Miserable BITCH
How Wonderful It Would Be to See You.... On the obituary page.
May the Joy of the Holiday Season..... be the long awaited news that you've died.
Looking Forward This Christmas......... to reading your obituary.
Bring Joy to the World This Holiday Season........... DROP DEAD YOU FUCK.
Happy New Year........ Here's hoping it will be your last, you asshole!
Happy Mother's Day............. You motherfucking asshole.
Happy Mother's Day............. You miserable slut.
You are a Child of God....... And only God knows why he created a miserable piece of shit like you.
EX-LOVERS:
Everyone Deserves a Little Joy on the Holidays....... So I'm hoping you get penile cancer.
Everyone Deserves a Little Joy on the Holidays....... So I'm hoping you get ovarian cancer.
Everyone deserves a little joy on the Holidays....... Except a miserable bitch like you.
Everyone deserves a little joy on the Holidays....... Except a miserable bastard like you.
Holiday Cheer........ is hearing you've contracted herpes.
Nothing Would Bring a Smile to my Face......... like hearing you'd been disfigured in an accident.
You Could Be The Light Of My Life........... if you got horribly burned in a fire.
BIRTHDAY GREETINGS:
Good Tidings on Your Birthday......... Would be hearing that this one was your last.
Best Wishes on Your Birthday......... My Best Wish is that it's your last one, you bastard.
Best Wishes on Your Birthday......... My Best Wish is that it's your last one, you bitch.
The Best Thing About Your Birthday.......... is knowing you're one year closer to being dead.
Love & Hope............ I'd LOVE to hear that you've dropped dead and HOPE that you do.
Do The World A Favor This Birthday.......... DROP DEAD.
BUSINESS & THE WORKPLACE:
Sincere Wishes ........... Wishing you nothing but failure and bankruptcy you unscrupulous bastard.
Thinking of You ........... And hoping you die.
The Meaning of Life ....... is hard to decipher when scum like you continues to survive.
You Are, You Are, You Are ........ absolutely hated by everyone at work.
You Are, You Are, You Are ........ absolutely hated by everyone at the office.
Whistle While You Work .......... Because it won't make a difference, you'd still be a jerk.
REVENGE:
A Special Note For Your Husband .......... He needs to go to a doctor and get tested for chlamydia.
A Special Note For Your Wife .......... She needs to go to a doctor and get tested for chlamydia.