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ASSHOLES IN THE NEWS -October 2017:
HOLLYWOOD'S BIGGEST ASSHOLE: 
???? Are you thinking of Harvey Weinstein c/o The Weinstein Company 345 Hudson St, New York, NY 10014 ????
Dearest Harvey........you're the biggest asshole I've ever seen...
A Message of Support.... Harvey, support a doctor and have the warts cut off your neck...
America's Great....Mystery is how a disgusting asshole like you can rise to prominence
To Harvey my dear friend ...... I always wanted to tell you you're a disgusting pig
Harvey, you've helped more people than you know... like the hand sanitizer factory workers....
You've won an Honorary Academy Award!.... From the AFDA, The Academy of Fat Disgusting Assholes...