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Choose any of our multiple nasty messages (more coming all the time!) and a card is mailed to your designated recipient. The cards are high-quality greeting cards... only the messages are different.

Phukkoff cards are mailed first-class from Las Vegas, Nevada to anywhere in the world. Your name is never mentioned anywhere - not on the card, not on the envelope - not no place - no where - no way. The card is completely anonymous. The recipient may guess who it's from, but there is complete deniability on your part.

Usually assholes have so many people that hate them it'll be hard to figure out who sent it anyway. Plus it's postmarked as coming out of Las Vegas, so what happened in Vegas???

Who do you hate? Ex-lover, ex-friend, ex-roomate, ex-classmate, a neighbor, a relative, a co-worker, your boss? Anyone, anywhere, that you have an address for. You can condemn them, you can curse them, you can be nasty, really nasty, or really phukkin' nasty. It's revenge with a stamp on it.

Remember that you've got a Constitutional Right to tell people to go fuck themselves. Use it!