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**Warning: If you are currently under a court-authorized restraining order of non-contact with your intended recipient we suggest you do not use this service. While you have a Constitutional Right to tell someone to go fuck themselves as many times as you like, if the cops come calling with a supeona we're going to have to give them your name.**

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REVENGE:

Greetings .......... I just sent the Taxman a letter that you've been cheating on your taxes. Ha-ha-ha you fucker.

A Special Note to Your Husband .......... Tell that bastard husband of yours to keep his hands off my slut wife. He's knows who.

A Special Note to Your Wife .......... Tell that slut cunt wife of yours to stop seeing my husband. Ask her to deny it.

A Special Note For Your Husband .......... He needs to go to a doctor and get tested for chlamydia.

A Special Note For Your Wife .......... She needs to go to a doctor and get tested for chlamydia.

From an Old High School Classmate ....... You fucking piece of shit, I've hated you for years and hope you fucking die, asshole.

From an Old College Classmate ....... You fucking piece of shit, I've hated you for years and hope you fucking die, asshole.

A Remembrance of Things Past ........... I used to fuck your wife, even after you married the slut, you asshole.

A Remembrance of Things Past ........... I used to fuck your husband, even after you married the asshole, you dumb bitch.

Tit for Tat ............ You know what you did. Well now it's my turn. Guess how. Wait for it. It's coming.

Some Say The Glass Is Half Full ........ But Hell is only half empty so hurry up and die you piece of shit.