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POLITICIANS:

Dear President Trump .......... Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least ten thoudand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

Dear Senator .............. Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least a thousand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

Dear Congressman ........... Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least a thousand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

Dear Congresswoman .......... Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least a thousand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

Dear Mayor ............ Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least a thousand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

Dear Councilmember ............. Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least a thousand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!

Dear Representative ............. Each letter you receive represents the opinion of at least a thousand like-minded individuals. We all wanted you to know we think you are a COMPLETE ASSHOLE!