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*** PLEASE NOTE***** THE INSIDE BOTTOM OF ALL CARDS CARRY (IN SMALL PRINT) THIS DISCLAIMER:

"The contents of this card are absolutely not, and should in no way, be construed as a threat of any kind. They are merely the sincere opinions, hopes, wishes, dreams, and/or desires of someone who detests the recipient. Perhaps you should be more considerate of others. Just a suggestion. You too can send anyone a Phukk Off card at Phukkoff.com"

**Warning: If you are currently under a court-authorized restraining order of non-contact with your intended recipient we suggest you do not use this service. While you have a Constitutional Right to tell someone to go fuck themselves as many times as you like, if the cops come calling with a supeona we're going to have to give them your name.**

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PARTY INVITATIONS:

You're Invited! ........... To go to Hell for being such an obnoxious asshole.

We're Having A Party!!! ...... To celebrate the day you die! Glad you won't be able to make it but please hurry up and DROP DEAD, you scumbag.

Invitation .......... His Excellency, Satan, Lord of the Underworld, invites you to an evening of eternal roasting in the depths of Hell. Your name's on the list. No RSVP required.

Come And Celebrate! .... Next Friday is National Scumbag Piece of Shit Asshole Night. You will be honored by an All-You-Can-Eat-Shit Buffet, you Asshole.