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HOLIDAY THEMED:

Hoping To See You This Holiday Season..... In a coffin you piece of shit.

Seasons Greetings............ May you be covered in Seasoning when you Roast in Hell you bastard.

Seasons Greetings........ To a Miserable BASTARD

Seasons Greetings........ To a Miserable BITCH

How Wonderful It Would Be to See You.... On the obituary page.

May the Joy of the Holiday Season..... be the long awaited news that you've died.

The Only Sign of the Zodiac.... that you deserve is CANCER. We're hoping you get it soon. Hurry up and die you fuck.

The Only Sign of the Zodiac.... that you deserve is CANCER. We're hoping you get it soon. Hurry up and die you miserable old fuck.

Looking Forward This Christmas......... to reading your obituary.

Christmas is a Season of Joy.... And you would make someone really happy if you DROP DEAD this December.

Bring Joy to the World This Holiday Season........... DROP DEAD YOU FUCK.

Thinking of You this Holiday Season........... And truly hoping you die, you miserable piece of shit.

Happy New Year........ Here's hoping it will be your last, you asshole!

Happy Mother's Day............. You motherfucking asshole.

Happy Mother's Day............. You miserable slut.

You are a Child of God....... And only God knows why he created a miserable piece of shit like you.

It's That Special Time of Year............ When I curse you, spit upon your memory, and pray that you die. Asshole.

Thinking of You This Time of Year........... Makes me want to vomit. You're a digusting slob, a piece of human excrement, a worthless pile of shit.