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HOLIDAY THEMED:
Hoping To See You This Holiday Season..... In a coffin you piece of shit.
Seasons Greetings............ May you be covered in Seasoning when you Roast in Hell you bastard.
Seasons Greetings........ To a Miserable BASTARD
Seasons Greetings........ To a Miserable BITCH
How Wonderful It Would Be to See You.... On the obituary page.
May the Joy of the Holiday Season..... be the long awaited news that you've died.
Looking Forward This Christmas......... to reading your obituary.
Bring Joy to the World This Holiday Season........... DROP DEAD YOU FUCK.
Happy New Year........ Here's hoping it will be your last, you asshole!
Happy Mother's Day............. You motherfucking asshole.
Happy Mother's Day............. You miserable slut.
You are a Child of God....... And only God knows why he created a miserable piece of shit like you.