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GENERAL NASTINESS:
Every Hour of Every Day....... I hope and pray you will die, you scumbag.
Roses are Red, Violets are Blue............. But a Piece of Shit Smells Just Like You.
Just Hearing Your Name........... Makes me want to vomit, you disgusting pig!
Space - The Final Frontier..... That's because I can't get far enough away from you, you asshole.
From the Depths of My Soul....... I hope and pray something horrible happens to you.
A Wish for All Eternity........ is that you roast in the scalding fires of Hell. Amen.
Make The World a Better Place............ DROP DEAD!
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... Why am I such a ugly fat asshole?
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... How did I end up as such a disgusting cocksucking asshole?
Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... How did I end up as such a bitchy cocksucking asshole?
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your sister too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your brother too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your father too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father and your brother too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father and your sister too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father, mother, and your sister too.
A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father, mother, and your brother too.
Nothing Like A Good Meal......... So Eat Shit and Die.
An Eternal Mystery..... is just how many people think you are a complete and utter asshole.
The Sky's the Limit............. and hoping you'll fall to your death from a great height,