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GENERAL NASTINESS:

With Every Sunrise Comes A Wish.......... Every day someone out there is wishing you die, you miserable piece of shit.

Every Hour of Every Day....... I hope and pray you will die, you scumbag.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue............. But a Piece of Shit Smells Just Like You.

Just Hearing Your Name........... Makes me want to vomit, you disgusting pig!

Space - The Final Frontier..... That's because I can't get far enough away from you, you asshole.

From the Depths of My Soul....... I hope and pray something horrible happens to you.

Sincere Wishes........ That you get an incurable disease. Hurry up, Hell's awaiting you, you scumbag piece of shit.

A Wish for All Eternity........ is that you roast in the scalding fires of Hell. Amen.

Oh Lord, Please Answer My Prayer......... That you get burned to death trapped inside of a car accident. Amen.

Make The World a Better Place............ DROP DEAD!

The One Unanswsered Question is.... What makes you so obnoxious? Is it because you're fat or because you're ugly or BOTH???

Some Things Never Change...Sure, you can go on a diet and lose all that fat, but your ugliness goes all the way down to the bone.

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... Why am I such a ugly fat asshole?

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... How did I end up as such a disgusting cocksucking asshole?

Mirror, Mirror On The Wall.... How did I end up as such a bitchy cocksucking asshole?

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your sister too.

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your brother too.

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your mother and your father too.

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father and your brother too.

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father and your sister too.

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father, mother, and your sister too.

A Special Song......... Fuck You. Your father, mother, and your brother too.

Nothing Like A Good Meal......... So Eat Shit and Die.

An Eternal Mystery..... is just how many people think you are a complete and utter asshole.

How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Count The Ways..... ZERO. But I hate you in a million ways you lousy bastard.

How Do I Love Thee, Let Me Count The Ways..... ZERO. But I hate you in a million ways you miserable bitch.

Some people see things as they are and ask why.... I look at you and ask 'How the fuck did a scumbag like that ever evolve?'

You're a Real Doll.......... That's right. I've got a real voodoo doll of you which I stick pins in every day, you miserable piece of scum.

The Sky's the Limit............. and hoping you'll fall to your death from a great height,

Everyday I Say a Prayer..... Every single day I pray that you'll get stomach cancer and die a miserably painful death.

It's The Trip Of A Lifetime!..... Wouldn't it be great if you tripped and fell off the edge of the Grand Canyon? Fuck you, asshole!

You Remind Me of The Statute of Liberty..... Because she's got an asshole that's around 6 feet tall just like you. Only you're a BIGGER Asshole.

Big Things Come In Small Packages............ Despite your short height you are still the BIGGEST ASSHOLE I've ever seen. FUCK YOU!!!