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EX-LOVERS:
Everyone Deserves a Little Joy on the Holidays....... So I'm hoping you get penile cancer.
Everyone Deserves a Little Joy on the Holidays....... So I'm hoping you get ovarian cancer.
Everyone deserves a little joy on the Holidays....... Except a miserable bitch like you.
Everyone deserves a little joy on the Holidays....... Except a miserable bastard like you.
Holiday Cheer........ is hearing you've contracted herpes.
Nothing Would Bring a Smile to my Face......... like hearing you'd been disfigured in an accident.
You Could Be The Light Of My Life........... if you got horribly burned in a fire.