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BUSINESS & THE WORKPLACE:
Sincere Wishes ........... Wishing you nothing but failure and bankruptcy you unscrupulous bastard.
Thinking of You ........... And hoping you die.
The Meaning of Life ....... is hard to decipher when scum like you continues to survive.
You Are, You Are, You Are ........ absolutely hated by everyone at work.
You Are, You Are, You Are ........ absolutely hated by everyone at the office.
Whistle While You Work .......... Because it won't make a difference, you'd still be a jerk.