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BUSINESS & THE WORKPLACE:

Sincere Wishes ........... Wishing you nothing but failure and bankruptcy you unscrupulous bastard.

Here's to Some Exciting News from Work ........ Hoping to hear you've been killed in a car accident. Drive carelessly you asshole.

Everyone's Happy to See Your Back .......... Think so? Well actually no one is. That's because you are a miserable back-stabbing DIRTBAG.

Thinking of You ........... And hoping you die.

Congratulations on Your Promotion .......... It just proves that in the little pond we call our workplace scum does rise to the top.

From Everyone at the Office ......... When they see you they think "Here comes that piece of shit again."

The Meaning of Life ....... is hard to decipher when scum like you continues to survive.

Everyone at the Office is Wondering ......... Could you tell us just how is life as a clueless moron?

You Are, You Are, You Are ........ absolutely hated by everyone at work.

You Are, You Are, You Are ........ absolutely hated by everyone at the office.

Whistle While You Work .......... Because it won't make a difference, you'd still be a jerk.