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BIRTHDAY GREETINGS:
Good Tidings on Your Birthday......... Would be hearing that this one was your last.
Best Wishes on Your Birthday......... My Best Wish is that it's your last one, you bastard.
Best Wishes on Your Birthday......... My Best Wish is that it's your last one, you bitch.
The Best Thing About Your Birthday.......... is knowing you're one year closer to being dead.
Love & Hope............ I'd LOVE to hear that you've dropped dead and HOPE that you do.
Do The World A Favor This Birthday.......... DROP DEAD.