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SEND ANY ASSHOLE YOU DETEST

AN ANONYMOUS PHUKK OFF CARD FROM PHUKKOFF.COM

Here's HOW IT WORKS:

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Choose any of our multiple nasty messages (more coming all the time!) and an INSULT CARD IS SNAIL-MAILED to your designated recipient. The cards are high-quality greeting cards... only the messages are different.

Phukkoff cards are snail-mailed first-class from Las Vegas, Nevada to anywhere in the world.

Your name is never mentioned anywhere - not on the card, not on the envelope - not no place - no where - no way.

The card is completely anonymous.

The recipient may guess who it's from, but there is complete deniability on your part.

Usually assholes have so many people who they've pissed off that it'll be hard to figure out who sent it anyway.

Plus it's postmarked as coming out of Las Vegas, so what happened in Vegas???

Who's done something to you or someone you care about? An ex-lover, ex-friend, ex-roomate, ex-classmate, a neighbor, a relative, a co-worker, your boss? Everyone has someone, somewhere!!!

You can insult them, condemn them, you can curse them, you can be nasty, really nasty, or really phukkin' nasty.

Don't get into a physical confrontation. Why risk escalation???

Revenge may be a dish best served cold, but a PUKKOFF CARD is Satisfaction with a Stamp.

All you need is a PHYSICAL MAILING ADDRESS for the envelope and they'll get the message.

Remember that you've got a Constitutional Right to tell people to go fuck themselves. USE IT!!!